What The (Bleep???) Is A Chi Machine?

The benefits of the chi machine are enormous. Since 1990
approximately half a million chi machines have been sold
worldwide and the numbers continue to climb the more people
find out about the amazing health successes associated with
its use.
Based on the idea that all sickness is caused by a
disruption in the natural flow of chi (“chi” in chinese
refers to “life force” or “life energy” the chi machine is
known for re-aligning chi and bringing healing and health to
the suffering body.
The idea of the chi machine was conceived by Dr. Shizuo
Inoue, who came up with the chi machine while watching
swimming goldfish.
He noticed that goldfish had well toned bodies and realized
it was due to the steady undulation of the fishes spine
while swimming that kept the fish well oxygenated and fit.
After spending decades studying the relationship between
oxygen and the healthy human body, Inoue wondered how he
could bring the same benefits fish enjoyed to the human
being, hence the creation of the first chi machine.
The chi machine works on the principle that optimal oxygen
intake is vital to good health. The chi machine provides
good health by moving our bodies in a motion similar to that
of fish, thereby stimulating the spinal cord, the
sympathetic nerve and expanding the bronchus to increase the
amount of oxygen intake.
Because modern day health dangers like bad air, chemicals,
processed foods, improper diet and exercise, all take toll
on our health and vitality, the chi machine is your best bet
to help your body heal.
Just by using the chi machine you will release unwanted
toxins, improve your stamina, increase your metabolism, and
fight chronic and debilitating illnesses, all without
putting stress on parts of the body such as vertebrae
joints, heart and lungs.
If you are suffering from poor circulation, tired and sore
muscles, asthma, poor digestion, constipation, arthritis,
pain, nervousness, insomnia, poor organ function, menstrual
problems and other conditions, the chi machine is your ally
in restoring your body back to health and vitality.